Wolfram/Alpha The Cerebral Cortex Of The Great Robot Revolution

Wolfram/Alpha is kinda like Google but it's much more scary because it's self aware and will one day enslave us. According to it's website:

"Today's Wolfram|Alpha is the first step in an ambitious, long-term project to make all systematic knowledge immediately computable by anyone. You enter your question or calculation, and Wolfram|Alpha uses its built-in algorithms and growing collection of data to compute the answer."

You can go to the Wolfram/Alpha site and type in any question.

I asked it, "What's up?" and it said, "Hello, human." So yeah, I'm shaking like a leaf.

And the fact that it's name reminds me of Wolfram and Hart from Angel isn't helping.

(via i09)