Because Babes in Bikinis Dig Serious Injuries

Chicks love macho men, and what better way to show off your manliness quotient than by displaying how you just survived a very vicious shark attack...

But if you don't have the cojones to get in the water with one of these prehistoric killers, there's the shark attack wetsuit designed by Diddo.



Now the girls won't notice how big a douche you are coz they'll be too preoccupied with screaming.

(via Dornob)