2009/05/17

Attn. Girlfriends and Spouses: New Way to Control Your Man


German tabloids have reported that a Saudi Inventor has filed a patent for a subdermal implant that can serve as a tracking device and kill you in an instant.


The good news is it's unlikely to get approved.
The bad news, I'd rather die than get humiliated in public like the last time.

Hi, hon!

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